secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via gaskartln)

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

(via por-sempre)

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

(Source: sadkagamine, via lokistimetravelingassbutt)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dlittleone:

hewasthestripperatmystag:

Casual Matt in the TARDIS

#take me now

THIS DOCTOR IS NAKED WOAH TAG YOUR PORN

(via dougdimmadonteventouchme)

(via sexual-passion)

signingpineapple:

i-am-superjohnlocked:

terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind:

i-want-chips:

karkatsaysfuck:

voculabulary:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

i’m pretty sure neither of you is right

they are telling it to you straight 

300% DONE

i think you mean 360%

shut the fuck up

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE. 

(via geekerypokery)

(Source: catch-the-kiwis, via too-young-to-treat)

imposinggod:

Source

(via oathed)

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via shavingryansprivates)

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

(via lokistimetravelingassbutt)